[Flatus I. Maximus]

Um, guys? What do you think will happen to men when women can buy a walking, talking vibrator that never goes soft, never farts or has morning breath, never forgets to shave, never argues, never wants to change the channel, and never gets tired of giving her his undivided attention and paying rapt attention to her every word?

[Norm Lenhart]

“Sorry, dear, can’t hear you over the sound of unboxing my new Japanese schoolgirl bondage cheerleader Gynoid...did you day something?”

[EEGator]

We’ll be happy and free?

[BenLurkin]

Trust me.

Women will want their robots to argue with them.

[Junk Silver]

“Um, guys? What do you think will happen to men when women can buy a walking, talking vibrator...”

Most women I know wouldn’t be able to get the thing to work. “Honey, the walking talking vibrator crashed again...”

[SIDENET]

Um, guys? What do you think will happen to men when women can buy a walking, talking vibrator that never goes soft, never farts or has morning breath, never forgets to shave, never argues, never wants to change the channel, and never gets tired of giving her his undivided attention and paying rapt attention to her every word?

If it can't go out and earn money, it will be a total flop.

[UCANSEE2]

What do you think will happen to men when women can buy a walking, talking vibrator that never goes soft, never farts or has morning breath, never forgets to shave, never argues, never wants to change the channel, and never gets tired of giving her his undivided attention and paying rapt attention to her every word?

We will all become robot repairmen.

[MeganC]

Um, guys? What do you think will happen to men when women can buy a walking, talking vibrator that never goes soft, never farts or has morning breath, never forgets to shave, never argues, never wants to change the channel, and never gets tired of giving her his undivided attention and paying rapt attention to her every word?

We'll get bored. See, deep down, we like drama and we like a challenge. And then there's the fact that too many of us have 'issues' where we think we deserve a certain amount of abuse. Meaning that if the robot treats us too nice we'll still find a real man to ignore us during football season.