[Salamander]

Well, thanks to some cleverly misleading ads, I have, in the past, been mortified by what popped up when I was hunting for something else.

[’Net life is perilous when you’re always in the market for new thigh high boots, leather pants or chrome studded jackets]

[Norm Lenhart]

Three possibilities present themselves. 1: Biker. 2: Dom 3: Lead singer in 80s metal band. ;)

[Disambiguator]

Well, thanks to some cleverly misleading ads, I have, in the past, been mortified by what popped up when I was hunting for something else. [’Net life is perilous when you’re always in the market for new thigh high boots, leather pants or chrome studded jackets]

Just have this playing in the background to make the whole experience more surreal.