To: Citizen Zed
Around here, there was a guy who went into a store and got a ham out of the meat case. He wrapped it in a blanket he’d brought and tried to make it out of the store with the ham in his arms, holding a baby bottle to its “mouth.” He didn’t make it.
5 posted on
11/21/2014 7:08:33 AM PST by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon
Life imitates art. There was an episode of I Love Lucy where a large hunk of cheese was brought aboard an airplane (to get around luggage weight issues) using that ploy. Didn't work out for Lucy, either.
9 posted on
11/21/2014 8:05:01 AM PST by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
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