Clearly what is needed is for the federal government to set up a “strategic cocoa reserve” to mitigate the crisis.
Time for Obama to appoint a ‘Cocoa Czar’... Maybe establish it as a new cabinet position.
With any luck, maybe Jonathan Gruber will be available for that position.
No. Just no.
'Cocoa Czar' has too much panache to waste it on another of Valerie Jarrett's sycophants. I'm appropriating it as the name of a literary character. Your royalty check is in the mail.