Thanks for posting this. The Hill Nut cracker has been out for awhile. One of our younger relatives gave one to his wife for Christmas a while back.
She was starting to support Hill, and his note with the Nut Cracker told her, "Whenever she praised Hill, she and Hill became mental imaging nut crackers with the real men who heard her." She stopped verbally supporting Hill after the gift and note.
I heard klinton has a bent willie.
And the nut grip part does look like cellulite.