Since I’m giving out awards, you get one too.
For asking a very, very stupid question, and for asking it something close to a thousand times.
I.e.: all told, you have posed that same idiotic question about the House investigative panel more times than anyone can count.
So this award recognizes the combo. It’s not just the idiocy of the question or the frequency with which you ask it, it’s the two combined.
Congratulations. You worked hard for this award. Receive it with pride.
Gee thanks! I am sincerely and deeply honored.
I want to take the time to acknowledge all those other stupid people (you all know who you are) whose idiotic questions helped me to formulate my own lunacies on my way up to this singular achievement.