Posted on 11/06/2014 10:21:15 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
A group of migrants arriving on a Canary Islands nudist beach caused panic among naked holidaymakers when they reported having symptoms associated with Ebola.
To the shock of nudist holidaymakers, the 19 migrants landed on the Gran Canaria beach of Maspalomas and were isolated for seven hours while authorities struggled to decide what to do.
Several of the migrants said they were from Sierra Leone and Guinea - two of the most badly affected countries in the current outbreak.
The Red Cross arrived and quickly established a cordon separating the group from the nearby nudists, then began taking their temperatures while wearing protective gear such as breathing masks and gloves.
Eventually, the authorities used a dump truck to collect the group and take them away to a holding center.
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Ping.
The LAST thing you ever want to do is *&%^ with a Euro and their vacation.
Certainly not Ebola!! Plus the main Canary Island city, forget what it is called, is a BIG CITY with a beautiful downtown.....in the middle of the ocean....been there twice and still can’t believe how big of a city it is!
What’s more scary? Ebola arriving by sea or flabby euro trash running for their lives naked?
Eventually, the authorities used a dump truck to collect the group and take them away to a holding center.
Next time include a “naked old men” warning!
That truck looks like a Unimog.
“naked old(queer) men”
“But the thing you don’t realize is that there’s good naked and bad naked. “
This is very bad.
That will ruin a nudist party faster than a polar vortex.
The trick is getting a nudist into a hazmat suit and still being able to call him/her a nudist.
Most nudist beaches are of the “bad naked” variety.
I’m betting there were a lot of
anatomical parts flopping in the wind as the vacationers cleared the beach at a flat out run...
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Lots of "bad naked" really bad naked.
The place looked like some Catskills resort that hadn't been updated in 40 years - that had kept the same clientele.
Later strolls were to the South.
So sit right down
And you’ll hear a tale
The tale of a fateful trip
That ended in this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate had a soaring temperature
The skipper’s oozing goo
The passengers set sail that day
With the same virus too
The same virus too
The weather started getting rough
They grabbed their inner tubes
The mate said “I see land ahead”
The rest could just see boobs
So tune back in next week, my friends
Obama’s in denial
There surely will be more sick beds
Here on Ebola Isle
That is Awesome!! Thanks!
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