Why not feed Democrats to dogs to improve the environment?
Yep.
They come for my dog, they will come for not one thing else ever.
If restricted to vegan Democrats, such a move would be a net positive in the fart department.
...and then...sell the dogs to the Asians?
After they're nice and plumped up.
Just kidding.
But I wouldn't have any dogs myself, if not for a sister of mine and her husband both passing away within a year of one another.
Of the three dogs they had at the time, one eventually went to a nephew, one poor little dog had to be put to sleep (as the saying goes) a couple of months ago, leaving one little long legged chihuahua-terrier mix still around.
She's a brave little dog. Likes to bark at squirrels and cats. Tries to howl like a big dog. Sometimes she sounds like she's trying to talk.
I just got back from a trip to the store for a few items -- and on a whim bought the little bitch some dog treats.
More dog-doo?
Now, fortified with vitamins!
You trying to poison all our dogs?