[OneWingedShark]

> A SWAT team sent to handle an alleged neighborhood dispute over dog waste ping

LOL — That’s an oddly specific ping.

[Ezekiel]

Neighbors used to settle these things amongst themselves.

I know you're in there, old man! Listen up, mister! That piece of scum, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn! I find one more... just one... I'm gonna catch him and staple his @ss shut!