Well then, you’re screwed, because now you have NO chance to not be an a-hole.
I was willing to give you a snowballs chance if you were a drunk, but without that character as the cause and symptom of your character defect(s), then your prognosis is grim.
You will die a complete a-hole.
You will die a complete a-hole.
Now THAT's the old LAZ I remember! Welcome back bro!.......LOL!