I loved Lagos. It was wonderful! The waterparks were amazing, and the people were sweet and unassuming! The police would stop you and give you chocolate and free passes to the hockey game for no reason at all. Flowers bloomed everywhere, and lavender trees made the smells just amazing. The weather was picture perfect, and the infrastructure was world class. I plan to retire to Lagos, Nigeria — the very best place on earth!
Stop it, man. You’re scaring me.