[Hoodat]

I don’t know who you are, but when Laz finds out you hijacked his account, there will be hell to pay.

[Lazamataz]

Lena Dunham is the pinnacle of female perfection. Her beauty is boundless and ageless, and not even Cleopatra could ever match her. She is an Aerial Goddess, who walks on sunshine and everything any man could want. I would kill 25 men just to have a 2% chance to kiss the 4th lug nut on the left front tire of the truck that took her laundry to the dry cleaners. Such perfection, such sublime excellence, is not to be found in the mortal world. To gaze upon Lena Dunham, is to experience a spiritual profundity.

I wrote her a poem:

AN ODE TO LENA DUNHAM

When you sneeze, it's pixie dust,
When you fart, it's potpourri.
When you vomit it's fruit salad,
And when you poo.....
JU JU BEES!