“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,’” Woodruff told WTNH. “’ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking, ‘Did something like this just land in my backyard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box. Just how often does this worn have to deal with naked, ISIS inspired, pit-bull rapists?
That guy might be naked, but he's totally "fruit of the loon".