“We haven’t heard a word about his Dallas girlfriend (whom he presumably had lots of sex.”
There is noting better than sex when you or your partner have a fever of 103 and are are projectile vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhea.
I’m not betting on the “lots of sex” part. Photos of Duncan arriving at the Dallas airport show a rather tired man.
The gf was flouncing around, but he was not.
I guess we’ll never know. Actually, I’d rather not.