I came home from riding the bike today.
The wife had left a note on the refrigerator :
“IT’S NOT WORKING, I can’t take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking about?
No need for a guard dog....
I FEEL SAFE AT HOME AT LAST!
I’ve torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the neighborhood Watch.
I’ve got two Gadsden flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the Confederate Flag in the center.
The local police and all intelligence services are now all watching my house 24/7.