Fundamentals good! Unemployment only 5.9%! GDP growth is positive! Inflation nowhere in sight! if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor! Ebola is not easily contagious! You can't catch Ebola from sitting next to anybody on a bus! QE is economic stimulus! ISIS is a JV team! The emails crashed, can't get the information!
Mr Yellen, slap the turbocharger on the presses.
Wow, Dr. Pangloss, we do live in the best of all possible worlds!