[Just another Joe]

“(who is now married to someone 50 years his junior)”

He told her he had an 8-inch Glock.

So if I tell the girls I have a MAC10.....

[PLMerite]

“So if I tell the girls I have a MAC10..... “

It helps if, when pulling something out of your pocket, you “accidentally” drop a Magnum Condom.