“Remember, this is a Woman that told the world that she has a collection of “Butt Plugs””
Context is everything:
“Conan asked if Lawrence is ever worried that maids snoop through her stuff when she stays at hotels. That’s when things got weird—and amazing.
“This is actually really funny,” she said. “Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “A really, really long story. Just trust me that it’s normal—this story. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different fits and colors. A huge amount of different-colored butt plugs. So the maid was coming so I was like, ‘Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they’re for a joke.”
Oh, there’s more.
“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table,” she added. “I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed! I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.’”
I would never imagine the subject of “Butt Plugs” would have been something Johnny Carson would discuss on the old Tonight Show.
What a lovely world we live in nowadays.