Yeah, let’s change what’s been since the beginning of time. Let’s insinuate that women give birth to oddly colored water fowl, simply so we don’t offend a few screwed up kids. This is what happens when you don’t allow the mentally ill to be locked up and instead give them jobs so they can spout their craziness to rub off on impressionable young children.
I am laughing so hard right now. “Oddly-colored waterfowl”. I love it.
*oddly-colored.