Does anybody wear monocle any more. Weird speech is common. Some is
more unique than others.
Monocles are exceedingly rare.
But stereotypical mad German scientist speak coming from me would be quite fitting.
Somebody must be wearing monocles. www.nearsights.com makes over 20 varieties of them, depending on how you count (are the orange-tinted monocle and the purple-tinted monocle the same monocle?).
Probably because they're hipster chic according to the New York Times. One Part Mr. Peanut, One Part Hipster Chic: The Monocle Returns as a Fashion Accessory