After an epic campout you don't do the wash the day you return home.
You spread it out on the back deck to air for a day or two before you bring it inside and wash it.
It wasn’t an epic campout. Tom goes on those. My fourth load of laundry is in. Now that we’re back from church, I’m going to get Kathleen up and go to Walmart next. The guest priest from Colombia was long-winded. It’s a warm day; I got to wear my new blue dress.
The Pack from Blair Road UMC, in the campsite next to us, had their pastor with them and had a service in camp before they loaded up, but we had to actually get to church.