Lots of truly stupid things go down under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
I try to not think of the stuff I got to watch happen while being the sober one of the group.
No crime, thankfully.
I was fairly good at shepherding my flock of idiots.
I recall the days I was the sober one of the crowd. Pouring them all into the vehicle when it was time to leave was the most challenging part.
They don’t appreciate the Designated Driver!