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Better Half was truly impressed. Miracles do happen. It takes a bunch of food to impress Better Half. If could figure out her secret for staying small, dainty, light on her feet and packed with energy, I could get rich. She's no help in that regard. Some secrets she simply refuses to share. The mind melt method does not penetrate. I've tried it a few times and each time I was dumber than before I started with the mind melt. She be robbing my brain. I tried to buy her a shirt, while in Texas ... Shirt said ... I'm not stupid! I'm with stupid! She would not allow me to buy the shirt but agreed it spoke volumes to her. Am thinking of a new slogan for her shirt ... I be robbing brains. Step right up!