Maybe Tom can make $ on the side by doing stand-up at laundromats.
He had a tip jar here for a while.
However, it might have been a more plausible idea a few years ago, before almost everyone was wearing headphones.
Good afternoon ladies and germs. I used to hate coming to the laundromat until my mom told me all the washing machines were front loaded.
And you know how us young men are about front loaded.