[no-to-illegals]

I did good (one year). Christmas tree didn’t come down till late June.

[TheOldLady]

I hope that you have an artificial tree, n-t-i!

A live one would be sticks and wires in six months. ;-)

[MHGinTN]

hah! The lights I strung across the porch railing Christmas of 2013 are still up. I did unplug them before February arrived though. They’re all lit now and will remain lit until the fancy hits me to unplug them and bring the extension cord inside.