[Scoutmaster]

Previously, I thought of January 19th solely as the anniversary of the birthdays of Edgar Alan Poe and Robert E. Lee, as well as the pardon of Tokyo Rose.

Now, I shall mark it as the date of your upcoming surgery.

Taking a page from Democrat voting policy and praying early and often, I remain,

Yours,

SM

[Tax-chick]

I didn’t know it was Poe’s birthday (as well as Gen. Lee, James, and Kathleen). It’s also the birthday of my boss, Dona Edra, the Spanish Battleaxe. She’ll be 80 next month.