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To: Monkey Face

A bit of leftover potato? Some oatmeal?

I’ve just made chili. After church, I’ll take part of it to an elderly parishioner, and the rest will get eaten around here, eventually.


4,031 posted on 12/14/2014 7:46:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (R.I.P., Dad, 11/25/14. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; Silentgypsy; fanfan; ColdOne; GeronL
"A bit of leftover potato?"

"A bit of underdone potato? There's more of gravy than of grave about you."

One may be surprised by how short a story "A Christmas Carol" is. Link

4,032 posted on 12/14/2014 8:42:52 AM PST by NicknamedBob (So was he lying to Hispanics when he said he couldn't do it before, or is he lying to all of us now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Wellnow. I was ‘Facenapped. I went with Busdaddy to help him adjust to his new phone, and then he wanted to go to Walmart, and then he wanted to take the long way home so he could plan out his racing for the next season.

Since he is on Warfarin, he can no longer race with the car he has at the speeds he does. (Currently, he is running with 950 hp, 140+ mph and has a full firesuit, including shoes and gloves.) He has to back it down about 400 hp, and keep it slower than 10 seconds. He wasn’t happy at first but then he realized he didn’t have to have the chassis certified every year ($200) and wouldn’t have to spend $15 a gallon for racing gas.

He did buy me lunch. Surprisingly, it has stayed down and my body has accepted it, but I am so far late with my pills that I will have to take two doses together. UNGHHHH!


4,046 posted on 12/14/2014 2:47:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains. Good news for stupid people.)
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