I don’t like April for a cat’s name, especially this one. Some names I have considered...Spot, Snowball, Speck, Spectre, Whitewash, and Boomerang. The last one in my favorite. Of course, it will no doubt be shortened to Boomer, but hay...it could be worse...like JP April...
As promised:
The quickest way is to cook whole potatoes , with skin on, in the microwave. When cooked cut into pieces and put into frying pan of hot oil, preferably rape seed oil, olive oil is too heavy.
Cook at a moderate temperature until golden .
For conventional roast potatoes, boil potato pieces just enough to soften the surfaces.
Then place into a pan of shallow hot goose fat in a medium hot oven.
Gas mark 4 in the middle of the oven or on the bottom rail. Leave until golden brown, turning occasionally to keep the surfaces moist with fat.
Time needed depends on size of the pieces.
I favor "Abo", as in the Aussie song "Let me Abos go loose, Bruce ..."
Because if you call her "Boomerang", and she gets out, you may be singing "My Boomerang won't come back ..."