[NicknamedBob]

"Manual digits, as opposed to the automatic ones that race all over on their own, leaving the rest of the body confused and terrified in the dust?"

That would explain your typo situation.

I don't have automatic digits, but my fingers sometimes appear to be cross-wired, as if I had put my arms on backwards.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Bob. That’s an excuse I could use. May I borrow that excuse sometime(s), please?

[Scoutmaster]

"Manual digits, as opposed to the automatic ones that race all over on their own, leaving the rest of the body confused and terrified in the dust?"

I'll assume that was the drift.

I frequently assume because I've walked down avenues . . .