Next Thanksgiving am going to ask permission, from the Thanksgiving dinner turkey, to cut its head off. Am going to remember the axe and goggles too. Going to wear a dirty shirt and pants too. This cleaning the dinner turkey in a tux is for losers. Am not going to shave next year either. Have to bookmark that cooking thread you pinged me to. Might find an idea or two for cooking at Christmas as well as a few to remember.
not turkeys but ideas to remember.
Cleaning the Turkey in the Tux was all well and good until the Turkey decided to swallow the cufflinks.
Down the gullet and straight into the waste bucket.
It was not a pretty sight to behold.
As you say ,for the next turkey we will have to do it the old fashioned way, with the axe and block outside.