If you worked for the USPS or a bank ...
I’m at Busdaddy’s at the moment, doing laundry. I was going to take all surface streets, because there has been a string of accidents on the local freeways, but then I remembered today was Veteran’s Day, and the traffic would be light.
About a third of the way there, I had a loaded cement truck on my right and a small car on my left, and as they passed me, they decided to merge into my lane at the same time. I would have been in the thick of it if they had collided, but the cement truck was able to swerve, even though he was loaded.
That was enough. I got off at the next exit!