No. Really?!? Oh, no. I'll never look at them the same way again.
I take it you never saw that bit about Islamic contriubtions to society? The one where in the early 1800s they discovered the use of sheep entrals as a condom, and then in the late 1800s they learned it also works if you take them out of the sheep?
(I’m a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy.)