Poor Bill is trying to register for the spring semester and finding many classes are full the first day. He didn’t realize how fast it would go, he said. He’ll probably be wait-listed for some classes and pick up a seat when someone drops ... like flying standby on U.S. Air.
After the initial panic and cursing, he’s calmed down enough to go do his hair.
Poor Bill. Always a day late and a dollar short. He can’t say his mother didn’t warn him.
I’m sure his hair needs doing...how stressful to realize the world isn’t waiting Just For Him.