[Tax-chick]

“An aid” and “a maid” are as near the same as makes no difference, expecially if you’re singing. There’s a popular rock song, “Heaven Knows,” but the announcer on the Sirius “Octane” station always says, “Have a nose.”

[NicknamedBob]

There’s a popular rock song, “Heaven Knows,” but the announcer on the Sirius “Octane” station always says, “Have a nose.”

I heard, or misheard, a radio DJ talking about the song "A Love That Will Last", by then sixteen-year old singer Renee Olstead.

I thought he said, "I love that little ..."

I think I swerved the vehicle a little bit.

[ArGee]

If you want to have a little fun with people ask this question:

If a farmer has twenty sick sheep and one of them dies, how many are left.

It’s almost impossible to say twenty sick sheep so that it DOESN’T sound like twenty-six sheep.