As short as you are??? Darks. You forget where you are....
You can be whoever you want here. Just use the chalkboard in the library and the alternate one in the 48-7 Kitchen to let us know what you look like so we don’t see you as an “invader.” I mean, we ARE in SPACE, you know!
Wearing a monocle inside a space helmet rather softens the potential sinisterism. (In the same manner that “Dark Helmet” of “Spaceballs” fame made such dark images amusing.)
One of the 6-year-old Cub Scouts at the party tonight was Doctor Who. He was almost as cute as Kathleen the Bat. DP took pictures.