I got all chocked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him every now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I' gonna name him...
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
-Johnny Cash
I think Shel Silverstein wrote “Boy named Sue”.