https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTPJSMvFBig
Lyric line that would be funny applied to the tale of Mr. Soames:
“You can try to shake me I don’t care, I’m permanently everywhere.”
And so he is, after a fashion.
Computer networks with any kind of wireless are open for him to wander around inside of to his hearts content.
And physical connections, well, just don’t let him touch your console.