In NYC, if there’s the slightest sprinkle, some idiot opens a golf umbrella that takes up over half of the sidewalk.
We really need a concealed carry law in this state.
Yes, you do. And good morning.
I was in Baltimore one day, on the day it rained umbrellas.
It was raining all right, but the wind was too fierce for raising a sail. Those who did watched in dismay as the sails sailed away, to fill up the discard bins and gutters of the city.
It looked as though it had rained umbrellas. I drew my hooded jacket over my head, put my glasses in my pocket, and bared teeth against the storm. No umbrella for me on that day, though I could have had my pick.