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I bet if I wanted to marry my cat I could get away with it.
1 posted on 10/04/2014 3:46:34 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Rusty0604

If the cat consents.


2 posted on 10/04/2014 3:48:52 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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3 posted on 10/04/2014 3:49:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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4 posted on 10/04/2014 3:51:20 PM PDT by caveat emptor
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Was there an open bar? That should be about all her friends care about.


5 posted on 10/04/2014 3:52:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Feeling fine about the end of the world!)
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Guilty as Stalin but looks more like Krushchev with hair...


7 posted on 10/04/2014 3:56:45 PM PDT by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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To: Rusty0604

“Empowering”....oh, how I hate that word.


8 posted on 10/04/2014 3:57:03 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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How do I love me? Let me count the ways......


10 posted on 10/04/2014 4:01:49 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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Well, since she’s open to marrying another, how about Dennis Rodman, who pulled this stunt long ago? They could honeymoon in Pyongyang.


11 posted on 10/04/2014 4:02:36 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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ugh

12 posted on 10/04/2014 4:05:01 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Rusty0604; a fool in paradise; Morgana

I was hoping this was satire.

What kind of marriage benefits does she get? A bigger council flat?

Will she be forced to file for divorce if she falls in love with another?

and pffft I was gone...


13 posted on 10/04/2014 4:06:02 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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impossible to satire some people


14 posted on 10/04/2014 4:06:28 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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The big question is.................did they still give gifts?


15 posted on 10/04/2014 4:06:52 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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The newlywed happiness didn’t last long though, already she is complaining about the predictability of the sex every night.


17 posted on 10/04/2014 4:15:07 PM PDT by ansel12
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Was the person in the pic wearing the gay rainbow on its head or was it painted on the building?


20 posted on 10/04/2014 4:17:41 PM PDT by Figment
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Marrying yourself? The kids are going to be a real genetic cesspool of crazy.


22 posted on 10/04/2014 4:33:49 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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Good thing she has twin beds..


23 posted on 10/04/2014 4:35:15 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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“I was thinking about it a little but then someone told me to ‘go and [blank] myself’ and I had an epiphany,” she did not continue to say.


25 posted on 10/04/2014 4:57:00 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
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Gelder.

A name that should give any guy pause...


26 posted on 10/04/2014 4:57:45 PM PDT by null and void (If the wage gap were real, American companies would be hiring millions of women to save a buck)
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A future divorce could get quite nasty..........


29 posted on 10/04/2014 5:16:57 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Don't harsh my buzz homie......)
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I think the English Beat wrote a song about this kind of narcissism

Mirror in the Bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cbUW2EY4KE


32 posted on 10/04/2014 5:24:20 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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