People should learn to vomit tamely.
You are so right. From my college days I learned that there are as many ways to describe vomiting as the Eskimos have to describe snow.
There is no reason why anyone ‘talking to the toilet,’ taking a ‘Technicolor yawn’ or ‘driving the porcelain bus’ cannot be as classy an activity as, say, Hillary Clinton accepting an award for her excellence in achievement as SOS, and exactly one year from the Benghazi consulate shame. You thought we’d forget by now.
Dry...nicely done