[KarlInOhio]

It looks like I'm going to have to switch to an all pork diet to avoid this idiocy.

[Maine Mariner]

You may be able to switch for a short period of time.
But soon there will be demands by the Muslim community to
end the sale of pork products in the US. A government supported grant will be awarded that concludes eating any pork product is unhealthy and should be banned. And soon the movement will start to ban pork. In the interests of
bi-partisanship the Republics will support the ban, hoping to receive part of the Arab-American vote. The ban is passed
and signed into the law by President Clinton. Hilary Clinton that is.

[JimRed]

BYO bacon!