[Secret Agent Man]

well he sure passed on herpes to a lot of them.

[EEGator]

Maybe, maybe not. You’re assuming quite a few things there.

[T-Bone Texan]

"well he sure passed on herpes to a lot of them."

I forget: Did he get the herp from Elisha Cuthbert and give it to Jessica Alba, or the other way around?

There is an actual map/guide in existence that explains the path of the herp as it traveled from his groin to lots of other famous people.