I actually confronted a woman that did this a few weeks ago. I park far enough away to keep the latte sipping yoga pants wearing minivan drivers away but one decided to squeeze in next to me and could barely open her door. I watched from the side as she passed about 20 closer spots and pried her minivan next to my car, squeezed herself out and dragged her fat ass into the lot holding her coffee and her phone. I asked her why did she pass all the closer spots and park so close that she couldn’t open her door and she said “I didn’t notice”.. “You didn’t see the 5000 lb vehicle in the middle of the empty parking lot you parked next to?”
One time an elderly woman somehow squoze (is that a real word?) between me and another car and there was no way she could get out on either side.
As it happened, I was walking up intending to leave, so she demanded that I pull out so she could get out of the car.
Meanwhile she is slamming her door into the side of the other car. It was a beater anyway, so I didn’t feel bad for its owner.
I explained that I couldn’t get into my car, and told her to back out so I could leave, and she could have the entire space to herself.
It devolved into an argument, she accused me of improper parking, but it was actually a grass/gravel parking lot, with no markings to define spaces.
I pointed out that she would be paying for any damage to my car.
Eventually I wore her down, and she backed out.
Needless to say, the next row of the lot was entirely empty, and there was room for hundreds of additional cars.
She was just too lazy to walk another 20 feet.