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New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend
Original Content | 9/22/2014 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Thank you, my friend.


81 posted on 09/22/2014 12:14:14 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: Lazamataz
Thank you for the ping from your first satisfied (well satisfied) customer, my friend.
You really do excellent satire, Laz. You can do more of that anytime.

;-)
82 posted on 09/22/2014 12:26:47 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Vermont Lt

On the contrary, it will get you in BAD...not bed...with them, they don’t think there is anything gross about sodomy and they are planning to issue three dollar bills as official currency.


83 posted on 09/22/2014 12:38:58 PM PDT by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: Disambiguator

Good grief, what’s next, Quick, Rideout and Killem? Maybe it should be Killem, Quick and Rideout. Then again maybe Rideout, Killem and Quick or Rideout, Quick and Killem.


84 posted on 09/22/2014 12:46:58 PM PDT by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: RipSawyer

Chute, Chavell & Shaddup.


85 posted on 09/22/2014 12:50:33 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: TheOldLady

:)


86 posted on 09/22/2014 12:51:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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To: Bobalu
Big Al's just before you get to the Georgia line has I big sign out on the interstate. Gas, fireworks, beer, smokes, fishing gear. What could go wrong with this picture?
87 posted on 09/22/2014 3:22:49 PM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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To: Lazamataz

BTW, nice satire, Laz. Perhaps these folks would be interested:

http://www.pinkpistols.org/


88 posted on 09/22/2014 3:33:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Lazamataz

Good God man! Now you’ve done it! You’ve given them Plan B!


89 posted on 09/22/2014 3:38:37 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

lol


90 posted on 09/22/2014 3:39:49 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lazamataz

TY for the Lolz...


91 posted on 09/22/2014 3:40:48 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: RegulatorCountry

Peeples, Gay and Strait


92 posted on 09/22/2014 3:48:21 PM PDT by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: null and void
"No more guns for Laz..."

No more guns hell, take away his computer.

93 posted on 09/22/2014 3:56:41 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Thankyewvermuch.


94 posted on 09/22/2014 3:56:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thankyewvermuch.

Step away from the kittehs.

95 posted on 09/22/2014 4:03:43 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

PULL!


96 posted on 09/22/2014 4:16:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m a robosexual.


Stop bragging, Laz. ; )


97 posted on 09/22/2014 7:49:47 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Lazamataz; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...

Funny stuff!

PING!


98 posted on 09/22/2014 8:17:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Lazamataz

I see there’s no box for Shrodinger’s Orientation, where as long as the person’s fly is closed, you don’t know his/her orientation.


99 posted on 09/22/2014 8:20:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Lazamataz

I have the perfect answers.

“1. Rape fetishist.
“2. Spending it at your place.”


100 posted on 09/22/2014 8:45:20 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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