Marjorie Main and Percy Kilbride as ‘Ma and Pa Kettle’ -1954
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other a$$hole using my stuff.”
She looked at me intently and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another a$$hole?”
In an alignment shop in Dalhart, you just made the technician s day. And mine.