For heaven’s sake, he is only 3 years old! Of course, I as stodgy old conservative, don’t think mothers of young children belong in the military anyway. (Just send us peri-menopausal Moms instead; we’ll make the enemy good and sorry they every messed with the good old USA.)
“Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you!” - Rhett Butler, to Scarlett O’Hara, “Gone with the Wind”
“You know, if we were to unleash mother on the British, the war would be over tomorrow?” - George Washington to Martha, “George Washington”