I'm thinking that poor Norm would off himself if he had to be married to me. I am no picnic. I'm lucky the husband I do have has put up with me for 22 years.
I have girls say that to me, and my response is always the same: I sidle in a little closer, and tell 'em, "I'm lookin' for a reason to commit suicide, darlin'...."
Hasn't worked so far, but I keep trying. :)