Just being a bit sarcastic. The egyptologists did the Tut DNA but did not release the results. PBS or someone scanned the exhibit with a TV camera and some doctor read the DNA results and said Tut was Irish. Later they said that half of the males in Europe were related to Tut. This was published in a DNA ancestry magazine.
It’s a song my grandfather used to sing.
There’s another one about the Jewish guy who wants to be buried in an Irish cemetery, because he’d be sure to be in G_d’s presence. I’ve never found the words to that one.
You might guess my grandfather was neither Egyptian nor Jewish.
That makes the case for murder, and explains why they chiseled his name off all the monuments ....