The Dirty Birds slash the sails of the Pirates
The Brownstains will take birdshot to the Purple Pigeons
Bender's boys will lasso the Lambs
The Packers are going to skin the Kitties
The Midgets get off the snide over the Texians
The Folds finally win one over the Jagwurts
N'alins will spank the Vicekings
The Patriots will stomp the Traitors
The Billfolds keep'a rolling over the Charredburgers
The Bengales will slash the Titians
The Sparrows will fly by the Spuds
The Cardinales will whip the 69ers like a hurricane
The Mules will pluck the Seabuzzards
The Tunas will put a lid on Bender's ol' Dallas Texans
The Punters will nail the Stools
Und
The Cessnas will rebound to be the Bearlies
There you have it...week 3
