1 posted on
09/15/2014 1:56:01 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
If he keeps asking for strawberry ice cream ?
2 posted on
09/15/2014 1:57:31 PM PDT by
molson209
(Blank)
To: BenLurkin
NASA could try investigating our southern border, I hear they’ll find some alien life there.
3 posted on
09/15/2014 1:58:53 PM PDT by
MeganC
(It took Democrats four hours to deport Elian Gonzalez)
To: BenLurkin
NASA releases new tips for finding alien life Look for someone who bows to mecca five times a day?
4 posted on
09/15/2014 1:59:03 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Thank you for self-censoring.)
To: BenLurkin
5 posted on
09/15/2014 1:59:45 PM PDT by
Dallas59
To: BenLurkin
To find alien life:
1. Go to the White House.
2. Ring the bell.
7 posted on
09/15/2014 2:01:46 PM PDT by
Da Coyote
(00)
To: BenLurkin
- If they look Mexican.
- If they use a social security number that belongs to someone else, or to nobody.
- If they run when an INS truck rolls down the street.
- If they are crossing the border at other than established check points.
8 posted on
09/15/2014 2:04:36 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
Once you find it you got to stun it
9 posted on
09/15/2014 2:04:50 PM PDT by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: BenLurkin
Why do we need NASA to look for alien life? We're surrounded by it!
11 posted on
09/15/2014 2:07:48 PM PDT by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: BenLurkin
How do you offer tips in something you have never succeeded in?
13 posted on
09/15/2014 2:16:43 PM PDT by
Marko413
To: BenLurkin
"If you see an alien, say something!" NASA
14 posted on
09/15/2014 2:18:19 PM PDT by
aMorePerfectUnion
( "I didn't leave the Central Oligarchy Party. It left me." - Ronaldus Maximus)
To: BenLurkin; GeronL
Have any of these tips worked?
My diving rod works about as well for finding alien life.
22 posted on
09/15/2014 5:15:52 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
To: BenLurkin
Either:
A. There is no intelligent life elsewhere than earth.
B. Interstellar space travel is impossible.
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